People often tell me I’m a good knitter. And I guess, when you look at the finished project, it’s true. But some days, I can’t follow a pattern to save my life, and I wonder how I’ve ever managed to knit as much as I have.
Yesterday was the last Saturday of the month, which makes it Stitch n Bitch day. The weather was gorgeous, and I’ve had a really, really crappy month, and had been looking forward to it for days. Off I went, having had lunch with two of my favourite people first. That bit was great. (I highly recommend the Smoked Chicken Salad at Diggies)
We went over to SnB after that, and sat with a bunch of wonderful creative people, and that bit was great, too. The knitting part? Not so great.
I’ve finished the back of the lacy cardi I mentioned a couple of posts back, and I’d started the fronts. Here’s how it looked after SnB.

When I left yesterday morning, both fronts were an equal length, about halfway through the ribbing. In the middle of SnB, I finished the ribbing and went to change to the larger needles for the body. At that point, I realised that I’d brought the 3.5mm Knitpro tips that I needed, but I’d done the ribbing on 3mm fixed circulars. Fortunately, Kylie had brought along her whole Knitpro kit, and loaned me a cable.
Whilst in the middle of the first row of patterning, I realised that I’d omitted a rather important step in a cardigan. No buttonholes.
Some cursing followed, but I bit the bullet and ripped out the front that should have had the buttonholes. I proceeded to ignore that front, and work on the patterning on the first front. Then I came to the sickening realisation that I’d ripped out the wrong front.
I went home, with my knitting at the point in the picture above.
I decided that it didn’t matter, the buttons could go on the wrong stinking side. Whilst reknitting the ribbing on the first front, complete with buttonholes, I had a most brilliant thought! If I did one row less of ribbing on the fronts, I could turn the pieces around and have the wrong side as the right side, and that would put the buttonholes on the correct side of the cardigan, it would just mean that I’d have to rip out the patterning on the first front, and one row of ribbing so I could turn it around, (so the fronts would have one less row of ribbing than the back) but then it would all be good again.
So I ripped out the 18 rows of lace I’d done on the first front, which you can see in the picture above.
I finished the ribbing (minus one row of ribbing) on the second front, then reread the pattern to make sure it was all good and I’d finally sorted it all out.
And it turned out that I hadn’t been wrong the very first time, the buttonholes had been on the right side the whole time.
So if you’re a beginner knitter, take heart. If you’re looking at those of us who have been knitting for years and thinking about what wonderful knitters we are, consider that the best of us can easily make the most stupid mistakes. (Repeatedly!)