{"id":798,"date":"2008-05-11T12:20:57","date_gmt":"2008-05-11T02:20:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wp.randomknits.net\/?p=798"},"modified":"2008-05-11T12:20:57","modified_gmt":"2008-05-11T02:20:57","slug":"happy-mothers-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/?p=798","title":{"rendered":"Happy Mothers Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Mothers Day!<br \/>\nI hope everyone is having a wonderful day. I got some lovely, lovely presents.<br \/>\n<center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/110508%20005.html\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/110508%20005.html','popup','width=850,height=638,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/110508%20005-thumb.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"337\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/center><br \/>\nTea things, and some p*rn. A Japanese stitch pattern book, my kind of p*rn anyway. I told David and Emily I&#8217;m going to use up all my stash knitting up nothing but pretty, pretty swatches.<br \/>\nSo the Vest is plodding along towards done. I actually thought it would be done by now, but I haven&#8217;t knit much the past couple of days. I spent last night plugged into iTunes playing stupid games on the computer.<br \/>\n<center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/110508%20006.html\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/110508%20006.html','popup','width=638,height=850,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/110508%20006-thumb.jpg\" width=\"315\" height=\"420\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/center><br \/>\nWe&#8217;re off to my Mum&#8217;s house for a boozy lunch, so provided I don&#8217;t drink too much, I should have the body finished today.<br \/>\nOr if I do drink too much, I may have an interesting variation on the other side of the front!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Mothers Day! I hope everyone is having a wonderful day. I got some lovely, lovely presents. Tea things, and some p*rn. A Japanese stitch pattern book, my kind of p*rn anyway. I told David and Emily I&#8217;m going to use up all my stash knitting up nothing but pretty, pretty swatches. So the Vest [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=798"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}