{"id":73,"date":"2004-05-03T22:02:13","date_gmt":"2004-05-03T12:02:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wp.randomknits.net\/?p=73"},"modified":"2004-05-03T22:02:13","modified_gmt":"2004-05-03T12:02:13","slug":"the-gauge-gods-hate-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/?p=73","title":{"rendered":"The Gauge Gods hate me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Gauge Gods hate me.<br \/>\nThere I was, happily knitting away on the first Gigi sleeve, when I decided that I might just doublecheck my gauge. Of course it will be fine, It was fine when I started the original sleeve.<br \/>\nIt wasn&#8217;t fine. I was getting 22sts\/4&#8243; instead of 20sts.<br \/>\nWhat is it with me and gauge? I have knit for years and years, I have successfully knit for everybody in my family, and friends, yet have <b>never<\/b> successfully knit myself a sweater. In fact, I have only managed socks and scarves for myself.<br \/>\nHowever, I will not be deterred. The cleckheaton sweater has temporarily gotten the better of me, Gigi will not.<br \/>\nI hope \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\nIn other news, Big Brother 4 has started in Australia. Unfortunately, Em is addicted hopelessly and for the next three months, the family will be subjected mercilessly to it&#8217;s ongoing saga. Knitting time for me!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Gauge Gods hate me. There I was, happily knitting away on the first Gigi sleeve, when I decided that I might just doublecheck my gauge. Of course it will be fine, It was fine when I started the original sleeve. It wasn&#8217;t fine. I was getting 22sts\/4&#8243; instead of 20sts. What is it with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=73"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=73"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=73"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=73"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}