{"id":474,"date":"2006-01-07T16:22:30","date_gmt":"2006-01-07T06:22:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wp.randomknits.net\/?p=474"},"modified":"2006-01-07T16:22:30","modified_gmt":"2006-01-07T06:22:30","slug":"474","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/?p=474","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I have spent the best part of the past two days in tutu hell. At midnight last night I sat down to knit 2 rows of the shawl, simply because I hadn&#8217;t knit a stitch all day. This is what it is like trying to get the damn thing under the sewing machine.<br \/>\n<center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"100_6492.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/100_6492.JPG\" width=\"398\" height=\"299\" \/><\/center><br \/>\nOn Thursday night I made a bodice from scrap fabric. Yesterday morning, I tried it on Em, and made all the necessary adjustments, then for the best part of yesteray and last night, I made the real bodice and basque, then pinned the basque to the skirt.<br \/>\nThis morning I sat down and tried to sew the basque to the skirt by machine.<br \/>\nI swore, I threw a tantrum, I kicked the tutu across the room. The piece of shit would <strong>not<\/strong> go under the machine foot. There was simply too much fabric. The feed dog was jamming, and the fabric wouldn&#8217;t feed properly. Then the machine wouldn&#8217;t run. I found out that was because Twinkie has chewed her way through this stinking cord as well. This is the second sewing machine cord she has massacred. However, I just taped it up and went on. But I had to give it up. It simply would not go under the machine.<br \/>\nSo I hand sewed it.<br \/>\nYes, I hand sewed the entire basque to the skirt. It took three hours. But it&#8217;s done.<br \/>\n<center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/100_6497.html\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/100_6497.html','popup','width=780,height=586,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/100_6497-thumb.JPG\" width=\"398\" height=\"299\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/center><br \/>\n(pic is clickable)<br \/>\nWell, the worst parts are done. It still needs to be flattened (also by hand) and decorated. (Yep, by hand).<br \/>\nBut no more wrestling fabric under the machine. My arms are aching from holding it all out of the way and constantly reaching over it.<br \/>\nIn not-so-breaking news, Twinkie has a fat face.<br \/>\n<center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"100_6494.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/100_6494.JPG\" width=\"397\" height=\"304\" \/><\/center><br \/>\nAnd just to show you all how pretty Fuzzy is when he isn&#8217;t dripping wet,<br \/>\n<center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"100_6448.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/100_6448.JPG\" width=\"296\" height=\"398\" \/><\/center><br \/>\nHe also has a fat face \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.midgeling.com\/weebug\/blog\/\">Marti<\/a> sent me a lovely gift, which arrived yesterday, pics tomorrow.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not finishing the tutu tonight. In fact I don&#8217;t think I want to look at it again for at least a week!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I have spent the best part of the past two days in tutu hell. At midnight last night I sat down to knit 2 rows of the shawl, simply because I hadn&#8217;t knit a stitch all day. This is what it is like trying to get the damn thing under the sewing machine. 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