{"id":324,"date":"2005-03-11T10:36:46","date_gmt":"2005-03-11T00:36:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wp.randomknits.net\/?p=324"},"modified":"2005-03-11T10:36:46","modified_gmt":"2005-03-11T00:36:46","slug":"i-thought-i-had-seen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/?p=324","title":{"rendered":"I thought I had seen"},"content":{"rendered":"

I thought I had seen everything. Really.
\nAlthough Emily is nearly 12 (13 days to go, I was reminded this morning!), I thought there wasn’t much she could surprise me with anymore. Anyone who believes that the angelic child pictured here previously could not possibly keep her room a pigsty, read on.
\nI am still cleaning her bedroom. I spent 2 hours in there yesterday, and cleaned up the floor and the wardrobe and drawers. No wonder she has no clean underwear. They’re all shoved into any old drawer that has room, never<\/i> in her underwear drawer.
\nFine, I dealt with that. I may be a neat freak, but I can understand that not everyone else is, no matter how frustrated I get in the morning when we are running late because Em can’t find anything<\/i>.
\nSo I did the wardrobe and the floor yesterday, and headed back in this morning to do under the bed and the toybox.
\nUnder the bed was not so bad. Odd dirty clothes under there, a gazillion odd dirty socks and the like. One biscuit, which infuriates me, however, I just tossed it out, and finished with Under The Bed.
\nThen I opened the toybox. The first thing that hit me was the smell. I checked that Twinkie was reclining in the hallway watching me, because I thought she may have crawled into the toybox and died, the smell was that<\/i> bad.
\n

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\nI think that this may have once been a sandwich. I think<\/i> it was from the end of year school picnic. In mid December. I can only reason that out due to the other crap that was also in the bag.
\nI’m afraid to delve deeper, but I must. In rubber gloves, I think \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I thought I had seen everything. Really. Although Emily is nearly 12 (13 days to go, I was reminded this morning!), I thought there wasn’t much she could surprise me with anymore. Anyone who believes that the angelic child pictured here previously could not possibly keep her room a pigsty, read on. I am still […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=324"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}