{"id":273,"date":"2005-01-05T20:25:31","date_gmt":"2005-01-05T10:25:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wp.randomknits.net\/?p=273"},"modified":"2005-01-05T20:25:31","modified_gmt":"2005-01-05T10:25:31","slug":"today-i-took-my-mum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/?p=273","title":{"rendered":"Today I took my Mum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I took my Mum out to our local Spotlight store. I think it&#8217;s somewhat similar to Hobby Lobby or Jo-Anns in the US.<br \/>\nEvery January, Spotlight tosses all the discontinued yarns into a sale rack for $2 a ball. We&#8217;d been out there on the weekend, and I noticed a lot of Mum&#8217;s favourites were on sale. Now taking my Mum shopping is never an easy task. She&#8217;s on a pension, and generally has cash flow problems. So I called her yesterday and asked &#8220;Wanna go to Spotlight?&#8221; and of course she says &#8220;Maybe later in the month, I&#8217;m a bit broke&#8221; Fine, but later in the month there&#8217;ll be no yarn left in the sale bin. So I offer to loan her money, she says no. (No point offering to <i>give<\/i> her money, she&#8217;ll refuse, so I just never call in the debt) Finally I convince her to come out just for a drive.<br \/>\nWe get there, and they have Angora Supreme for $2 a ball. I paid $7 a ball less than six months ago for the damn stuff. I show her, and she says &#8220;I don&#8217;t like that boring plain stuff!&#8221; and heads straight for the fun fur.<br \/>\nI convinced her to borrow \ud83d\ude09 some money from me, and she finally left the store with a bag full of fluffy acrylicy scarfy stuff. Sigh. She&#8217;s more than happy to knit fluffy scarves and little else, although she has branched out into fluffy baby sweaters and jackets. I gave her my stash of fluffy stuff a few months back, and she was in heaven, and couldn&#8217;t believe I didn&#8217;t want it. \ud83d\ude42 She&#8217;s knitting these scarves to try to make some money, and to try to quit smoking. It makes her happy.<br \/>\nHowever, I carried around a bag of Angora Supreme the whole time, and then <i>I put it back<\/i> before we left the store. My guilt got the better of me. Here is my poor mother struggling to buy fluff, and I have enough yarn to outfit her forever, even if she doesn&#8217;t want it! I played with my stash when I got home instead. I am in awe of what I have collected \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nI have yarn planned for 12 sweater projects, 3 scarves, 25 or so pairs of socks, 6 tanks, 3 pairs of gloves, 3 hats, 2 ponchos and 4 miscellaneous projects. I also have 23 lots of unallocated yarn.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m glad I put that yarn back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I took my Mum out to our local Spotlight store. I think it&#8217;s somewhat similar to Hobby Lobby or Jo-Anns in the US. Every January, Spotlight tosses all the discontinued yarns into a sale rack for $2 a ball. We&#8217;d been out there on the weekend, and I noticed a lot of Mum&#8217;s favourites [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=273"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}