{"id":148,"date":"2004-07-20T22:45:04","date_gmt":"2004-07-20T12:45:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wp.randomknits.net\/?p=148"},"modified":"2004-07-20T22:45:04","modified_gmt":"2004-07-20T12:45:04","slug":"lets-revisit-my-normal-whining","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/?p=148","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s revisit my normal whining."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s revisit my normal whining.<br \/>\nI hate gauge. I hate it, detest it, and abhor it.<br \/>\nToday I flung my knitting across the room in total frustration.<br \/>\nI knit a gauge swatch from the Classic Elite cotton. After playing about, I got gauge on 4.5mm needles. <i>Very<\/i> unusual. Usually I have to go down a size to get remotely close to gauge, today I go up a size. Okay, whatever.<br \/>\nI dutifully washed the swatch (And I must admit that it washed beautifully &#8211; no shrinking, no stretching, laid out beautifully, no rolling, Dry Clean only not necessary!) Gauge still spot on. So I cast on the top. You start at the point, and do your increases until you get the required number of stitches. My gauge is <i>way<\/i> off. The top should have been 14 3\/4&#8243; wide at this point. It was over 16&#8243; wide. This is where the flinging came in. I am now getting stitch gauge on 3.25mm needles, but my row gauge is short.<br \/>\nWhy oh why oh why do I have so much damn trouble with gauge???<br \/>\nI think I&#8217;ll stick to scarves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s revisit my normal whining. I hate gauge. I hate it, detest it, and abhor it. Today I flung my knitting across the room in total frustration. I knit a gauge swatch from the Classic Elite cotton. After playing about, I got gauge on 4.5mm needles. Very unusual. Usually I have to go down a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}