{"id":1361,"date":"2015-02-01T20:56:26","date_gmt":"2015-02-01T10:56:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/?p=1361"},"modified":"2015-02-01T21:03:21","modified_gmt":"2015-02-01T11:03:21","slug":"baby-knitting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/?p=1361","title":{"rendered":"Baby knitting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, a lovely, lovely lady at work is pregnant. With twins! And due in winter! What&#8217;s not to love? So I&#8217;ve been mulling over what to knit. Two babies, minimal time. No blankets, nothing too complex, but I wanted to knit something more substantial than a hat. I&#8217;d been looking around for a while, when I spotted this pattern in a Patons book at Spotlight.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wp.randomknits.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_6780-e1422786874841.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1365\" src=\"http:\/\/wp.randomknits.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_6780-e1422786874841-450x600.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_6780\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"http:\/\/wp.randomknits.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_6780-e1422786874841-450x600.jpg 450w, http:\/\/wp.randomknits.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_6780-e1422786874841-360x480.jpg 360w, http:\/\/wp.randomknits.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_6780-e1422786874841-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s cute, and I liked it, but the book was $21. $21!! I have no idea what Australian Country Spinners are thinking. Their pattern books are ridiculously priced. They&#8217;re also the Australian distributors for Rowan, but don&#8217;t get me started on that. Suffice to say that they inflate the prices ridiculously, make it hard for the retailers to get and it&#8217;s no wonder that most people are buying Rowan online overseas, because last I heard, ACS were trying to charge $50-$60 for the Rowan magazines, which cost $25 overseas. I still don&#8217;t know why Australian retailers aren&#8217;t in revolt.<\/p>\n<p>I stopped buying Patons, Cleckheaton etc a few years ago. The yarn isn&#8217;t that great, they don&#8217;t make anything I generally use, and their customer service attitude kind of sucks. They&#8217;re still marketing to old fashioned knitters, and that&#8217;s fine, they have a market there for now and there&#8217;s plenty of other yarn and patterns out there.<\/p>\n<p>At any rate, the hoodie is cute, but $21 for a pattern is ridiculous. So I left it there, and tried to find something else to knit instead.<\/p>\n<p>But the hoodie was stuck in my mind. It is really cute. And it&#8217;s in 8ply, so it should be fairly quick. I was in Spotlight again for something else a few days later, so I bought the book.<\/p>\n<p>The recommended yarn is acrylic, at a total cost of $12, or Patons Dreamtime, (which is 100% Merino and nice, but not awesome), at $30-35. I haven&#8217;t knit in acrylic in about a million years, and I turned my nose up. I picked up a ball in Spotlight and immediately decided that I was going to use Sublime Cashmere Merino Silk DK or Rowan Baby Merino Silk DK instead. Nicer yarn, and not very much more expensive than the Dreamtime. So I came home and started online shopping. Now I don&#8217;t know what sex the babies are, so I decided I&#8217;ll knit one in white now, and one in pink or blue after they&#8217;re born. It was then that I realised that with postage, these hoodies would\u00a0cost around $40 each. Just for the yarn. I went back and forth for a while. A few days later I caved and bought the acrylic. For only $12 total.<\/p>\n<p>So I cast on. Patons patterns are still old fashioned. Knit the back, knit both fronts, knit both sleeves. Sew it up, knit the hoodie. &#8220;Pfft!&#8221; I thought, &#8220;I&#8217;m cleverer than that!&#8221; and I cast on enough stitches for the back and both fronts, intending to knit it in one piece. I knit quite a bit, then read ahead. At which point, I realised that there is no armhole shaping. None. The back is just a square. The fronts are rectangles with neck shaping. So I had no idea where to start the armholes.<\/p>\n<p>So lets catch up. The pattern is overpriced. Nice yarn will cost a bomb. And the pattern isn&#8217;t really very good.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wp.randomknits.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/FullSizeRender.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1362\" src=\"http:\/\/wp.randomknits.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/FullSizeRender-600x450.jpg\" alt=\"FullSizeRender\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"http:\/\/wp.randomknits.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/FullSizeRender-600x450.jpg 600w, http:\/\/wp.randomknits.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/FullSizeRender-480x360.jpg 480w, http:\/\/wp.randomknits.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/FullSizeRender-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I refuse to waste money on an overpriced pattern. I&#8217;m going to knit it in the stupid acrylic, piece by stupid piece and seam the stupid thing together. And I will never pick up a Patons pattern book ever again. Ever. (Maybe. I&#8217;m still thinking about picking up a nice Sublime pattern and some nice Sublime yarn)<\/p>\n<p>Patons? We are never, ever, ever getting back together. (That earworm is kind of like a rickroll, isn&#8217;t it? \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, a lovely, lovely lady at work is pregnant. With twins! And due in winter! What&#8217;s not to love? So I&#8217;ve been mulling over what to knit. Two babies, minimal time. No blankets, nothing too complex, but I wanted to knit something more substantial than a hat. 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