{"id":1073,"date":"2011-12-28T10:49:46","date_gmt":"2011-12-28T00:49:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wp.randomknits.net\/?p=1073"},"modified":"2011-12-28T10:49:46","modified_gmt":"2011-12-28T00:49:46","slug":"nothing-up-my-sleeve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/?p=1073","title":{"rendered":"Nothing up my sleeve&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So a little trickery.  A finished project that maybe just isn&#8217;t quite finished.<br \/>\nSee, I really wanted to make a blog post today. But I&#8217;m just 14 rows short of finishing the KawKawEsque socks. 14 measly rows. I could&#8217;ve done them now, posted later, but we&#8217;re having a visitor, and going out to dinner. Then I&#8217;d lose the light, and it&#8217;d be put off until tomorrow. And Twinkie has a vet appointment in the morning, so it&#8217;d be tomorrow afternoon. Then something else would happen, and this is precisely why the blog posts never go up exactly when I plan them to.<br \/>\nNow just imagine you don&#8217;t know any of what you just read, and we&#8217;ll all pretend that I&#8217;m showing off finished socks.<br \/>\nLook! KawKawEsque!<br \/>\n<center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/281211%20017.html\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/281211%20017.html','popup','width=800,height=600,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/281211%20017-thumb.JPG\" width=\"450\" height=\"337\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/center><br \/>\nAwesomeness. I showed them to David when I bought the pattern a while back. &#8220;Do you like these?&#8221; And his response?<br \/>\n&#8220;Aren&#8217;t they just plain socks?&#8221; No, David, they are not. He couldn&#8217;t see the cleverness of the rib pattern, starting at the central spine and wrapping around the sock. Now he does. Or at least, he placates me and says he does.<br \/>\n<center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/281211%20016.html\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/281211%20016.html','popup','width=599,height=800,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/281211%20016-thumb.JPG\" width=\"336\" height=\"450\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/center><br \/>\nThat <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ravelry.com\/designers\/yarnissima\">Yarnissima<\/a> is a clever woman!<br \/>\nSpecs:<br \/>\nPattern: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ravelry.com\/patterns\/library\/kawkawesque\">KawKawEsque<\/a> by Yarnissima<br \/>\nYarn: <a href=\"http:\/\/shop.strato.de\/epages\/61425309.sf\/en_US\/?ObjectPath=\/Shops\/61425309\/Categories\"> Wollmeise 100% Merino Superwash<\/a> in Lowenzahn<br \/>\nNeedles: 2mm bamboo DPNS<br \/>\nMods: None.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m a little worried about how these socks will stand up to wear, being 100% Merino. David is a little hard on his socks, so we shall see.<br \/>\nYarnissima writes a pattern that delivers a most beautiful work of art. Reading the pattern is somewhat of an art form in itself. I started these socks back at the end of October, and took them along to Sewjourn. Fortunately I didn&#8217;t drink an awful lot of alcohol while we were there, because reading the pattern and the chart while sober was difficult enough.<br \/>\nThe only advice I can offer is don&#8217;t question it. Just do exactly what the pattern says, even if it doesn&#8217;t seem to make sense at the time. And trust me, sometimes it won&#8217;t make sense at all. It&#8217;s a 9 page pattern. There are 7 charts.<br \/>\nAnd you&#8217;ll end up with 2 gorgeous socks. Well, you will soon.<br \/>\n<center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/281211%20011.html\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/281211%20011.html','popup','width=800,height=623,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/281211%20011-thumb.JPG\" width=\"450\" height=\"350\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/center><br \/>\nHaven&#8217;t had a Twinkie update in a while. She was not impressed by this &#8220;Santa&#8221; caper.<br \/>\n<center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/twinkiexmas2011.html\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/twinkiexmas2011.html','popup','width=600,height=803,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/twinkiexmas2011-thumb.jpg\" width=\"336\" height=\"450\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/center><br \/>\nBut then she came around.<br \/>\n<center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/twinkiexmas2011a.html\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/twinkiexmas2011a.html','popup','width=600,height=803,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/twinkiexmas2011a-thumb.jpg\" width=\"336\" height=\"450\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/center><br \/>\nAnd me?<br \/>\n<center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/xmas2011.html\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/xmas2011.html','popup','width=600,height=803,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/archives\/xmas2011-thumb.jpg\" width=\"336\" height=\"450\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/center><br \/>\nRidiculously spoiled, and completely surprised!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So a little trickery. A finished project that maybe just isn&#8217;t quite finished. See, I really wanted to make a blog post today. But I&#8217;m just 14 rows short of finishing the KawKawEsque socks. 14 measly rows. I could&#8217;ve done them now, posted later, but we&#8217;re having a visitor, and going out to dinner. Then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1073"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}