{"id":1065,"date":"2011-10-03T12:08:51","date_gmt":"2011-10-03T02:08:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wp.randomknits.net\/?p=1065"},"modified":"2011-10-03T12:08:51","modified_gmt":"2011-10-03T02:08:51","slug":"the-steek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/?p=1065","title":{"rendered":"The Steek"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am crochet disabled. This is a fact. On Saturday night, a simple crochet steek almost defeated me. I was extremely close to throwing it in and getting out the sewing machine. But I persevered.
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\nSteeks marked.
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\nSteeks crocheted. You don’t need to see the preparation shots. Imagine lots of swearing and foot stamping. In fact, I shouldn’t have said anything.
\nBack up, and pretend you didn’t read anything else I said. Just see the steeks marked, then crocheted. Ta da! Easy!
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\nPreparing to cut. I always put a magazine or something inside the garment so that I don’t accidentally cut the back!
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\nIt’s started. Oh my God.
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\nHalf way up, not falling apart. (Me or the jumper!)
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\nDone! It’s a cardi!!
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\nOpen.
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\nInside close up for those so inclined.
\nPhew.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am crochet disabled. This is a fact. On Saturday night, a simple crochet steek almost defeated me. I was extremely close to throwing it in and getting out the sewing machine. But I persevered. Steeks marked. Steeks crocheted. You don’t need to see the preparation shots. Imagine lots of swearing and foot stamping. In […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1065","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1065","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1065"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1065\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1065"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1065"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.randomknits.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}